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After a attending a ferret tickling course in Whipplyferret in the Muff, Dave went on to become a master ferret tickler. (People often assume ferret tickling is a euphemism, and they’d be right, though I’m not entirely sure what for😉). When he’s not ferret tickling, he spends most of his time teaching boobles how to snuffle, which might also be a euphemism. Dave is a loverly chap who’ll brighten up any home he finds himself in, mainly by flashing the neighbours in his day glow underpants. He needs feeding on WD40, Pritt sticks and breast milk. Never feed him peanut butter as it’ll make his Curlychuffgiggle curl.