Sergeant Frottage


Sergeant Frottages problem is that he always rubs people up the wrong way. Last week he rubbed up against a lady in a chihuahua costume whilst wearing his pvc onesie and the ball lightening was registered by NASA. When he's not frottaging, he mostly spends his time making non-gender specific robots (they're Androidogenous) and racing teapots. His favourite food is hedgehog flavoured ice cream.
He stands at 75cm tall