Tufty Gusset

£285.00 Sold Out

After appearing as an extra in Mad Max, Tufty Gusset decided that living a post apocalyptic life with no petrol, deodorant or Haribo just wasn’t for him. Now he mostly likes watching Gogglebox in his underpants dreaming of completing his bucket list by spanking Pat Butcher on a jet ski. He built his little trike himself out of a shopping trolley, a biscuit tin and some dental floss and t’s powered by gasses created in the depths of his choogle mostly caused by eating too many kebabs. Please feed Tufty on Haribo and kebabs, all washed down, in a perfect world, by the sweat from Pat Butchers left armpit. He’s about 60cm long and 60cm tall