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After appearing in the Scottish version of Taxi Driver (uttering the immortal line "yae talkin' tae me?" whilst holding a deep fried Mars Bar up to a mirror), Tavish went on to star in various wrong sounding childrens programs such as Telechubbies and Play Away.
His TV work dried up after appearing in an advert for lubricant and he now has a job installing goalposts. He quite enjoys it but his problem is with his manager who's expectations are too high. Basically, he keeps moving the goalposts.
Please feed Tavish on deep fried Mars Bars, deep fried fried chicken and deep fried fried chicken fried in lard.
His clock is battery powered and he stands at 75cm tall.