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After a career in doodling dogs in Digglesworth, Taymar now tickles turtles in Tewksbury. When he’s not doing all that he pursues his main hobby of repairing space ships with budgie snot, horsehair and old mans undercrackers. He has a very specific diet of superglue, wet wipes and gone off yoghurt but don’t feed him all of them at once or he’ll excrete a paste that’ll ruin your shagpile carpet. He has a working light, a battery powered clock and stands at 90cm tall.