Sir Oxo Bibblington-Smythe

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Oxo (as he’s known to his friends) was once a captain in the Great War between the Warrington WillyWhackers and the Barmouth Bumscratchers. It started when a WillyWhacker wedgied a Bumscratcher at a disco in Dunstable and it’s gone on ever since. He needs feeding on meat pies, Cornish pasties and loverly Oxo gravy. He stands at 45cm tall.