Sir Gassalot

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Sir Gassalot used to work in a gym before an accident with a bottle of gin, some Vaseline, a rubber glove and a ferret caused him to get the sack. He now works in a sex shop where the aforementioned items come in handy in cheering up the odder customers. Please feed Gassalot on fried pizza, baby snot goulash and frogs legs. NEVER give him semolina as it causes a lot a gas to come out of Gassalots bot. He stands at 65 cm tall in his undies.

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