Sir Bumplington Waffle
£65.00 On Sale
Waffle (as he's known to his mates) loves Rita Ryvita so much that he had her name tattooed on his chest using some crayons and a laser pointer.
When he's not getting painted he spends most of his time licking caravans, snorting Rola Cola (he cant afford coke) and tonguing cream buns.
He stands at 55cm tall