Sarge

£55.00 Sold Out

Sarge is a little ‘bot who used to be in the Willywhacker Wars before he got shot in the tush by a furry frog with a blunderbuss. He now he works as a chicken sexer in Liverpool, but wants to change jobs as chicken sexing makes his hands sting. Please feed him on raw parsnips, peanut butter and liquorice but be aware as all these things make him fart iron filings. He stands at 40cm tall

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