Rude Boy

£65.00 Sold Out

Check out what it says on his chest before you adopt him! Not one for Granny! If he’s for a present, I’ll happily do you a bespoke back story. I’ll need a few things to work on like likes/dislikes, hobbies, food likes/dislikes, employment history (the funny ones if poss), any funny/embarrassing stories and date of birth. Keep it brief as I’ll only be writing a paragraph or two! Oh, and tell me how rude I can be on a scale of one to ten (1-ok for granny to read, 10-filthy). Email me to