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Reginald Whopperpecker the Third (Reg for short) is a robot whose job was welding chastity belts together with his Plasma welding arm, until an accident with a butt plug, a cheese triangle and the Large Hadron Collider curtailed his career. A slight change of direction now sees him working on the Waltzers at Tufty Gussets Fairground where he spends most of his time smoking Bifters and greasing nipples. Reg needs feeding on a strict diet of candy floss, toffee apples and hummus. He stands at 90cm tall and the bulb in his right hand is a standard Edison (screw) fit.