Pronto

£245.00

Pronto dog’bot used to be a hunter ‘bot for the West Highland Wifflers before a Wiffle got lodged in his wanger near Whitstable. Now he spends most of his time tickling trout in Turboton and fiddling frogs from Froome farmers. He needs feeding on trout, pickled eggs and those Meerkats from the adverts (preferably after they’ve been dragged naked over hot coals). Never, ever feed him kebabs as they cause his numbunkle to go radioactive.

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