As part of the Freckle Bumplington Photographic Society, Praktika has the job of hiring the models for the life photographing sessions on a Thursday. More often than not, he hires Mrs Miggins from No.56 because he likes the way her Jibblies jiggle. When he’s not photographing stuff, he mostly spends his time chasing pigeons and walking his pet snail Brian. He needs feeding on broken glass, petit pois and Marmite.