Oxo Ringaling

£55.00

Oxo once ran a nail bar in Nibble-on-the-Bum and girls used to go in there to get their fingernails painted without realising she actually sold metal nails by the pint to other thirsty robots. Her hobbies include skydiving with no knock-knacks on (if you hear a weird whistling sound then you know what it is), licking VW campervans and wearing latex. She has a penchant for coke which she takes using an eco-friendly metal straw

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