Orange Gina

£260.00

Orange Gina was just known as Gina until an accident with a sun bed and a particle accelerator caused her bits to change colour. Her flibdobble, gooblechuff and bingo wings are now all a fetching shade of orange known as ‘Trump’ after the (hopefully former) US presidents face. Gina loves to crochet cats crotches, shuffle sherbet and frottage frogs foofs. She has a penchant for Orangina mixed with whisky and sparrow spit and, food-wise, loves dill pickle in crumpets. She stands at 80 cm tall and has an adjustable light on her hat.

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