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When he’s not collecting Bumfluff to weave into crotchless y fronts, Oakley mostly spends his time telling the time in a timely fashion. He’s employment history includes facepainting frogs and getting wood. He eats pretty much anything, but lube, jam doughnuts and pretzels are his favourites for obvious reasons. He stands at 60cm tall and his chock is powered by a 1.5v battery.