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Kwikbrew loves nothing better than a stroke on his PG tip, especially whilst getting tea bagged. He holds the world record for the most brews made whilst running up a mountain naked and juggling a chainsaw, though he nearly came a cropper when his Lapsang souchong got tickled by a Sherpa on the way down. When he's not doing tea related activities, he mostly enjoys creating Jackson Pollock type paintings by drinking gloss paint, taking laxatives and hoping for the best. He stands at 65cm tall.