Herbert is a proper little Herbert. Last week he tried to sky dive naked whilst whistling the national anthem, he broke lockdown rules by hiding in a wedding cake (he was in tier 2 but wanted to go into tier 3) and he then tried to shoplift a breast pump. He was only caught with the breast pump when he inadvertently turned it on and his pants started throbbing. When he’s not doing all that he mostly spends his time knitting knickers, knotting knockers and nutting knackers. He needs feeding on vermouth, pot noodles and crusty bread. He’s pretty tall with his long aerial (1.1m).