Happy Jack

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Happy is happy now his Chappy’s not got clappy. He didn’t think he’d get it from playing ‘hide the Schnooble’ with the ‘lady bot from no.56 and now he knows that an old bike inner tube isn’t a good prophylactic. When he’s not hiding his Shnooble, he spends most of his time messing with kids’ heads by telling him that his head pops off when you press the trigger on his belly. He likes Marmite, underpant cheese and fried eggs. He stands at 40 cm tall.