Hamlet

£285.00

Hamlet is from a hamlet near Whotnot-by-Thingy. When he’s not attending get togethers for the Vintage Y-Fronts Collectors Club, Hamlet likes to make Covid un-compliant face masks I’m not going to tell you what materials he uses or where he gets them from, you’ll have to figure that out for yourself. Let’s just say that Covid would be the least of your worries if you wore one...
He stands at 90cm tall with his light upwards, a bit less if he’s at half mast, which is often as he’s over 50 years old.

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