Gypsy Rose ‘bot

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Gypsy Rose is a robot from Diddle-With-a-Ferret who can tell your future. I had a session with her last week and she told me that I was going to find a fiver, lose a cat and get my **** sucked. Instead, I lost a fiver, found a cat and got my sock cooked. Ah well. You can’t get everything right eh? When she’s not trying to tell the future, she mostly likes skydiving naked, eating cheese and pineapple off cocktail sticks and flicking beans-sometimes all at the same time. She stands at 57cm tall

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