Fluffer

£245.00

Fluffer got her name ‘cos she likes to fluff cushions which isn’t what your filthy mind thought eh? You thought I’d be talking about her getting male porn stars ready for action but you’re wrong...
Fluffers hobbies include testing sex aids (the buzzier the better), making bondage wear out of cellophane and sucking toe jam. Please feed her on raspberry jam, strawberry jam and, obviously, toe jam. She stands at 70cm tall and takes an Edison fit LED bulb (otherwise her eyeball will melt).

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