Fanny Spanner

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Fanny Spanner tried to scan her noni so she could 3D print out copies of it for her fans but the technology failed when the Marmite she was using as lube reacted with her ZX81. She then decided that photocopies would suffice but she got kicked out of the library for inappropriate behaviour. Fanny has a magnifying attachment for checking out the bumps on cockles and a cute little hat to hide the fact that she’s a proper dirty little mare. She loves sucking cockles and the odd Fisherman’s Friend, all whilst snorting Marmite Gin through her nose. She stands at 73.4cm tall

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