Emcee is so environmentally friendly that he had his head insulated and his pecker porridge powered. He attended the Glasgow Cop conference, bringing his trusty truncheon and handcuffs with him and was unhappy when a climate activist spurned him over his suggestion that they use a plastic b**t plug.
He has a strict diet of beans, cauliflower and sprouts. Never site him near an open flame for obvious reasons.
He stands at 85cm tall