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Dingle has a leather head, a leather body and a leather jock-strap which he mostly uses for strapping jocks onto his motorcycle sidecar. He does this because he loves the sound bagpipes make as they approach light speed. Most other people don’t (imagine a cat sliding down a stair bannister made of barbed wire and you’ll be audibly close to the sound), but it tickles him. When he’s not entertaining himself with all that malarkey he mostly spends his time eating pickled onions and farting in inappropriate places. He’s 100cm tall if his light is straight up, a bit smaller if not.