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After working in the Mugglesnuffling mines off the planet Snufflewiggle, Clinker moved onto his current career of Chief Smurf Tickler to the Queen. His main roles entail painting Corgis blue (Smurfs are hard to find and the Queens eyesight is pretty bad anyways) then tickling them so they make little squeaking sounds that HM enjoys when she’s not knocking one out to Magnum PI. Clinker mostly needs feeding on semolina, but the odd kettle won’t go amiss. He stands at 90 cm tall and his lights can be positioned however you want, apart from inwards, outwards and upside downwards.