Cad

Cad used to work in the toy industry installing furry fun funnels onto Cabbage Patch Dolls which he was particularly good at due to his large Shnoozledizzler which allowed him to install the fun funnels without damaging the dolls dooberries. And breathe. After leaving that job (there was an altercation with his boss due to the amount of Vaseline he was using), Cad now employs his large Shnoozledizzler to get cats out of trees. Please feed Cad on chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate. Be aware that chocolate causes him to fart iron filings.
He is 45 cm long and 35 cm tall

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