Butch Eek

Butch has that kind of burnt wood look ‘cos he decided to pee up against an electricity sub station. The resultant shock jumped up his pecker (causing it to swell to 3 times its original size) then travelled up to his body and head where it singed it. He told me he’d like to keep the swelling but he’d happily lose the burnt look ‘cos it makes him look like the owner of a tanning parlour.
As far as hobbies go, Butch loves collecting dogging memorabilia and naughty fridge magnets. Mostly, he buries them in the garden next to his used Y-front collection but he sometimes puts them on eBay as a side hustle.
Please feed him on cooking cockles, prickly pickles, whiffy waffles and wobbly knockers.
He stands at 60cm long, 60cm tall and 40cm deep

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