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Bonio used to be lead singer for U2 before an accident involving a Smurf and an Oxo cube saw him being demoted to roadie. The Edge took over but the band didn't have an edge after that. Please feed Bonio on Bonio, Oxo cubes and chewy leather jockstraps. He's 44cm tall, 44cm long and 22cm wide. His Shnizzledinger measures 3 inches.