After a short career in American politics under Donald Trump, Ed decided to use his experience and now works with 4 year olds in a nursery making stuff out of Playdoh. When he’s not doing that he loves stargazing, double glazing and dogging. The clock on his chest is fully functional but you can also use it to travel through time should you so wish. His dietary requirements include chips, chops and cheese.
He stands at 90cm tall and his eyes are Edison fit bulbs that need to be LED (otherwise his eyeballs will melt).