Big Bob is a splendid little robot who loves riding his Penny Farthing around England whilst his missus sits on the back
caressing his helmet, which is a bit rusty through under-use.
He likes to eat bacon and cheese with a Whisky chaser, cheese Whatsits and more cheese in the form of, well, pretty much anything really. Please note that cheese causes noxious gasses to be emitted from his trouser chimney. He’s a big fella at 90cm tall. The 2 bulbs on his chest are easily available on eBay.