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Bertha has bandy legs after riding too many Chuckwhumples on the planet Tiklemechuff. Whilst living on that planet she was married to the local robot sheriff but his rusty sheriffs badge kept turning her off so she's currently looking for a new beau. The pictures you see here are from her dating profile which she hopes will get her some swipes on Tinder, Grndr and Much.cum. Failing that, she just intends to walk round wearing her heart on her sleeve and hope for the best…
She measures 50cm tall